Fact-teenage body washes are weak, watered down and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. Duke Cannon's Thick is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. 3x thicker than teenage body wash. Plant-based thickeners for superior lather. Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate. Aloe vera to hydrate and protect. Paraben, phthalate and cruelty-free. No loofah required.